Hello readers,
To start this blog, a certain ammount of backstory is neccesary. Let me fill you in.
My friend, who will be referred to as Dan a.k.a. "Sexy Hands" seems to be under some kind of curse. The nickname itself derrives from his ability to F*ck up everything he lays his hands on.
This ability seems to have no limits. I have witnessed with my own eyes its awesome power. From computers, to phones (some intentional), to vending machines, yes even to the first game of minesweeper he ever played, on the very same day as this first post. Sexy Hand's power has been the last thing many a object has ever seen.
So why this blog you may ask. Simple! I would like to keep a tally, a running score if you will. To chronicle the many weird and wonderful things and ways of breakages that occur on a daily basis.
You may say, Kaiz! Why would you put your life at risk like this, surely the Magical Sexy Hands may even break a person. Well dear reader, with alot of caution, and possibly a hazmat suit with several layers, it will be done.
So to end todays tally.
Dan 1 Minesweeper 0
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