The Pain!

Hello again dear readers,

Once again i brave the illogical to bring you another update. It seems I'm the first victim!

Before i explain the scenario, let us examine an old formula that you all should know.

E=MC^2

If we jerry rig this equation, we can play this to Daniel!

E (Energy required to break 'said' object) = M (Mass of said object) c (personal connection to object) ^2

For example if Sexy Hands exerts 400kj of energy that is roughly enough energy to break one good quality phone, that sexy hands has taken great pride in. But it can also work the other way. If sexy hands has no relation to the object at all, the outcome could be disastrous!

Which is where i step in, sure Sexy Hands and i are quite good friends. But as far as physical pain goes. Its a veritable free for all. Which brings me to my next point (this is where the weak of mind will become confused).

My jaw hurts! It seems that the wisdom teeth that have been teetering on the edge of anarchy are finally living up to all expectations and annoying me right before Christmas. But, how does this apply? Well take the original equation, sexy hands has no care in the world whether my jaw hurts, and factor in the fact that he hasn't broken anything in a while, so the energy required to keep the steady flow has slowly been building. This has led to Sexy Hands having his own version of a solar flare.

First victim, my jaw.

As far as i can tell I am the first victim, but bare in mind. The next flare could erupt at any time! Keep your children safe, lock your phones away, f10 that game of CS, the world as we know it is coming to an end....

The Equilibrium

Dear readers

An oddity has occured. Nothing noticeable has been broken for several days. Bad things are in motion. There is an equilibrium commonly known as the break factor. Picture it as a set of scales, the more that gets broken, the more it weighs down, the higher the chance of something just...... well working. But it works the same both ways.

A catastrophe is at hand, if nothing has broken in days, we can only assume the coming cataclysm will destroy Australia, probably this hemisphere and if you ask me, most likely the world as we know it. Take cover dear reader, take cover.

Dan 0 Nuclear Winter 1

In the Beginning

Hello readers,

To start this blog, a certain ammount of backstory is neccesary. Let me fill you in.

My friend, who will be referred to as Dan a.k.a. "Sexy Hands" seems to be under some kind of curse. The nickname itself derrives from his ability to F*ck up everything he lays his hands on.

This ability seems to have no limits. I have witnessed with my own eyes its awesome power. From computers, to phones (some intentional), to vending machines, yes even to the first game of minesweeper he ever played, on the very same day as this first post. Sexy Hand's power has been the last thing many a object has ever seen.

So why this blog you may ask. Simple! I would like to keep a tally, a running score if you will. To chronicle the many weird and wonderful things and ways of breakages that occur on a daily basis.

You may say, Kaiz! Why would you put your life at risk like this, surely the Magical Sexy Hands may even break a person. Well dear reader, with alot of caution, and possibly a hazmat suit with several layers, it will be done.

So to end todays tally.

Dan 1 Minesweeper 0