The Pain!

Hello again dear readers,

Once again i brave the illogical to bring you another update. It seems I'm the first victim!

Before i explain the scenario, let us examine an old formula that you all should know.

E=MC^2

If we jerry rig this equation, we can play this to Daniel!

E (Energy required to break 'said' object) = M (Mass of said object) c (personal connection to object) ^2

For example if Sexy Hands exerts 400kj of energy that is roughly enough energy to break one good quality phone, that sexy hands has taken great pride in. But it can also work the other way. If sexy hands has no relation to the object at all, the outcome could be disastrous!

Which is where i step in, sure Sexy Hands and i are quite good friends. But as far as physical pain goes. Its a veritable free for all. Which brings me to my next point (this is where the weak of mind will become confused).

My jaw hurts! It seems that the wisdom teeth that have been teetering on the edge of anarchy are finally living up to all expectations and annoying me right before Christmas. But, how does this apply? Well take the original equation, sexy hands has no care in the world whether my jaw hurts, and factor in the fact that he hasn't broken anything in a while, so the energy required to keep the steady flow has slowly been building. This has led to Sexy Hands having his own version of a solar flare.

First victim, my jaw.

As far as i can tell I am the first victim, but bare in mind. The next flare could erupt at any time! Keep your children safe, lock your phones away, f10 that game of CS, the world as we know it is coming to an end....